Yahoo! Answers is a breeding ground for teenagers, the desperate, trolls, and troll dolls, so naturally, I hang out there sometimes. I’ve compiled a list of the weirdest questions I’ve come across in that weird, weird place in cyberspace.
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February 6, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Drugs, Humor, Internet, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: Alabama, answers, ants, attraction to cats, aunt, Axe body spray, back, balls of steel, bendy straw, black ants, blow up doll, boyfriend, boys, brother, butt itches, butter, can you eat ants, cannibalism, cats, chocolate, cigarettes, clubbing, cocaine, coffee, condoms, cousin sex, crazy, crazy girls, crazy people, creepy, crush, dare, dental floss, distilled water, do you like waffles, do you think I'm pretty, drugs, drunk, energy drink, exams, exercise, fire ants, first cousin, first trimester, gatorade, girlfriend, girls, gym, high, high school, high school sex, hot tub, hours, incest, inch, Internet, male enhancement, mayonnaise, meat, mom, mom sex, nervous game, Oedipus complex, old, penis, penis enhancement, penis enlargement, permission, pervert, police, poop, poop stuck, poop stuck in butt, pregnancy, Prince Charles, rectal itching, red bull, relationships, Rock star, rockstar, rooster, second cousin, sex in school, shoulders, singles and dating, sister, studying, substance abuse, suicide threat, teenagers, teens, trash, trolls, waffles, WHO WAS PHONE, why are girls so into me, why can't I grow wings, wings, working out, Yahoo Answers | Leave A Comment »
Jacob Black, Bella Boringface, and Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise.
We’ve all been plagued by nightmarish apparitions of teens wearing “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” t-shirts, and we all want this headache of a franchise to die a fiery death. The only way to kill the Twilight phenomenon, though, is to solve the question everyone’s asking: Who’s hotter? Jacob or Edward?
I’d make a list of pros and cons, but neither candidate has any pros, so I’ll just weigh the cons:
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November 19, 2010 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Fiction, Humor, Movies, Pop Culture, Uncategorized | Tags: abs, Battle of the Bods, Bella, blood, boys, cold dildo, cooking, drug addict, drugs, eating disorder, Eclipse, Edward Cullen, fantasy, gross, handsome, Indians, Jacob abs, Jacob Black, Kristin Stewart, New Moon, Nick Nolte, old, pain, pedophile, racist, Robert Pattinson, shit my cake says, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Lautner abs, Twilight, ugly, vagina, vampire, werewolf, winter, young | Leave A Comment »
You know how naggy moms tell you to be home by midnight, because nothing good happens after 12:00 a.m.? Well, I disagree with that entirely.
Plenty of great things happen after 12. Sex, drugs, alcohol, late-night burritos and burgers– All these things are very healthy. What you really need to watch out for is what goes on past 7 a.m. No good happens between the hours of 7:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. Here’s why:
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August 31, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Comedy, Heath, Humor, Parenting, Pop Culture, Time, Uncategorized, Wellness | Tags: 12, 7, bus, buses, car, children, coffee, death, donuts, driving, elderly, good, groggy, health, kids, midnight, mom, morning, night, noon, old, people, rush hour, school, sleep, sleeping in, time, traffic, Twilight, vampires, wake | 1 Comment »
Jacob Black, Bella Boringface, and Edward Cullen of the Twilight franchise.
