Druggy Things I Did While Sick and Not on Drugs

…Unless you count DayQuil.

1. I sang to my boyfriend’s cat, Shadow. I sang him a ballad entitled “Shadow” to the tune of Frère Jacques. The lyrics consisted of “Shadow, Shadow, Shadoooooooow”.

2. I performed a questionably seductive* dance with a small bottle of apple juice in the middle of Kroger.

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