There’s a new movie coming out that’s going to change your life more than any other movie you’ve ever seen ever in the entire world everywhere ever. It’s called Speak Jon Wilson and it’s amazing.
The only problem is that it’s not coming out for a while. Is that really a problem, though? No, no it is not. Why? Well, I’m glad you asked.
Webisodes.
Speak Jon Wilson is making a ton of “behind the scenes, before the movie” webisodes for your YouTube enjoyment. No need to leave the house or put down your cheese puffs, because you can watch them from the comfort of your chair, bed, table, floor, trashcan or bathtub. I don’t recommend holding a laptop while you’re in the tub, since there’s a slight chance you could, you know, die, but this is America and you have freedom of self-electrocution, so I won’t stop you. Regardless of where you’re watching these webisodes, just make sure you watch them. You can even send suggestions for what kind of stuff you want to see in them to TriumviratePicturesTX@gmail.com.
Don’t worry, these webisodes won’t be your typical behind-the-scenes bullshit, like, a voiceover from the director with a bunch of B-roll of scripts and set lights and production assistants passing out from exhaustion. I mean, there might be a couple of those types of videos, but a lot of what you’re going to see is gonna be badass. I’d go into more detail, but I don’t want to give anything away.
The webisodes aren’t going to start coming out until next week, but rest assured I’ll link to them when the time comes. For now, go to facebook.com/speakjonwilson and “like” the page. If you don’t, you know I’ll find you anyway, so just do it before things get all messy and borderline illegal. Gracias!
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With the slew of horrendous summer movies finally coming to a close, we can all breathe easier and willingly walk into movie theaters again. But do you even need to go to the theater to get action-packed, thrilling, romantic, glorious cinematic content? No ma’amsir, you do not. Go to Blockbuster and rent everything on my newest list: movies that are often overlooked despite their poignant and outstanding cinematic content:
1. White Chicks: Two down-and-out FBI CSI CIA NYPD black men have to protect two young, spoiled, blonde white women. After inevitably getting into a steamy affair with the girls, the men ponder life, love, and discover religion. Through their physical intimacy, they lead the girls on an emotional journey and teach them how to appreciate the little things in life, like sex. Since one of the men is married, and has discovered religion (what religion? All the religions!) since consummating his affair, he feels deeply guilty for betraying his wife and begins a long trek home, disguised as the white woman he plowed. This is obviously because he feels the need to literally show the world what he’s done, and the easiest way to do that is by cross-dressing and cross-ethnicitying. His fellow law enforcement black friend joins him on his journey, also disguised as the woman he slept with, to repent with him for betraying his own wife, who doesn’t exist, since he’s not married. This movie is a journey of journeys, about journey, with the entire soundtrack consisting of Journey.
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September 21, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Comedy, High School, Holidays, Humor, Movies, Pop Culture, TV, Uncategorized | Tags: 3D, abuse, acting, Alicia Silverstone, Alps, awful, bad movies, Beauty Shop, black, Blockbuster, box office, bullshit, cancer, CIA, cinema, Climb Ev'ry Mountain, concert, CSI, death, Diane Keaton, Disney, docudrama, documentary, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, drama, Eddie Murphy, ethnicity, FBI, fear, film, hairstylist, Heather Locklear, Hilary Duff, Jeffrey Lyons, Joe Jonas, Jonas, Journey, Katie Homes, Keenan Ivory Wayans, kill, Kristin Bell, Last Holiday, love, Mad Money, Marlon Wayans, marriage, melodrama, movie, movie theater, movies, Music, NC17, Nick Jonas, Norbit, NYPD, Pulse, Queen Latifah, race, racism, religion, Roger Ebert, rotten tomatoes, safe, sex, sexual content, Shawn Wayans, summer, Switzerland, The Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers Movie, The Perfect Man, The Sound of Music, The Wayans brothers, torture, trek, underrated movies, Vanilla Ice, video, white, White Chicks, wikipedia, worst, worst movies ever | 1 Comment »
