At 7:00 a.m., You’re Up to No Good

You know how naggy moms tell you to be home by midnight, because nothing good happens after 12:00 a.m.? Well, I disagree with that entirely.

Plenty of great things happen after 12. Sex, drugs, alcohol, late-night burritos and burgers– All these things are very healthy. What you really need to watch out for is what goes on past 7 a.m. No good happens between the hours of 7:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. Here’s why:

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August 31, 2010 | Categories: Bored, Comedy, Heath, Humor, Parenting, Pop Culture, Time, Uncategorized, Wellness | Tags: 12, 7, bus, buses, car, children, coffee, death, donuts, driving, elderly, good, groggy, health, kids, midnight, mom, morning, night, noon, old, people, rush hour, school, sleep, sleeping in, time, traffic, Twilight, vampires, wake | 1 Comment »