Weirdest Yahoo! Answers Questions
Yahoo! Answers is a breeding ground for teenagers, the desperate, trolls, and troll dolls, so naturally, I hang out there sometimes. I’ve compiled a list of the weirdest questions I’ve come across in that weird, weird place in cyberspace.
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February 6, 2011 | Categories: Uncategorized, Comedy, Humor, Creepy, Drugs, Bored, Awkward, WTF, Internet | Tags: Rock star, drugs, rooster, boyfriend, creepy, poop, cats, mom, old, coffee, chocolate, high school, crush, teenagers, girls, condoms, relationships, substance abuse, penis, crazy people, exercise, police, cannibalism, brother, high, incest, boys, Internet, aunt, Yahoo Answers, answers, Oedipus complex, mom sex, girlfriend, nervous game, high school sex, teens, crazy, crazy girls, meat, sex in school, trolls, why can't I grow wings, wings, butter, shoulders, penis enlargement, penis enhancement, male enhancement, dental floss, distilled water, bendy straw, drunk, cocaine, red bull, studying, exams, hours, inch, clubbing, pregnancy, singles and dating, first trimester, cigarettes, attraction to cats, permission, hot tub, trash, waffles, do you like waffles, balls of steel, working out, sister, butt itches, rectal itching, mayonnaise, black ants, ants, fire ants, can you eat ants, Axe body spray, gym, why are girls so into me, back, first cousin, second cousin, cousin sex, Alabama, suicide threat, gatorade, rockstar, energy drink, dare, poop stuck, poop stuck in butt, pervert, Prince Charles, do you think I'm pretty, blow up doll, WHO WAS PHONE | Leave A Comment »
Your Christmas List for People You’re Obligated to Love
Black Friday was a couple of weeks ago, but that doesn’t mean America isn’t still in a fight-to-the-death mindset when it comes to holiday shopping. It’s dangerous out there, and unless you’re equipped with a thousand tranquilizer darts and copies of O Magazine to take on the housewives, your life could be in danger. It seems grim, but there’s good news. I’ve compiled a list of gadgets and gobbledygook for everyone on your Christmas list that you can order online, so you don’t have to risk your life in the midst of holiday shopper crowds.
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December 6, 2010 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Food, Holidays, Humor, Oprah, Pop Culture, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: 1865, 700, adventure, annoying, aunt, baby shaving, bitch, blades, bookworm, boring, cats, Christmas, Christmas list, cranky, crotchety, emo, emo kid, family, fat, fly, gifts, Gillette, Going Rogue: An American Life, grizzly bear chair, Holidays, hunting, husband, irritating, knit, lackluster, leiderhosen, Life Alert, love, man, men, Michel Lichtenstein, modern art, morbidly obese, mother in law, Museum of Unnatural History, obligated, obligation, old lady, personality, pillow, presents, pumpkin, razor, redneck, relative, safari, safari hat, Sarah Palin, scholar, shopping, slut, son, soup, soup bowl, statue, sweater, Teeth, travel, turkey hat, Ultimate Man Razor, uncle, unicorn tears, vacation, vagina dentada, weird, whore, wrinkle cream, XXL | Leave A Comment »
