I gulped so intensely I knew she could hear it. Stupid Adam’s apple.
“Hhhheh,” I croaked. That was loser for “hi”.
“Hi, Cavan,” she said. “I—”
“Shelby! What happened to your nose?” Emilio asked.
“Cavan punched her,” Andy said, French fries dropping out of his mouth.
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February 16, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Fiction, High School, Humor, Love, Pop Culture, Romance, Uncategorized | Tags: Aliens, Andy Summers, awkward, best friends, Cavan, class, Dear Abby, embarrassment, Facebook, fear, gay, hair, high school, I Punched a Girl, I Punched a Girl: Part VII, jokes, Just Like Heaven, Loch Ness Monster, love story, reasons why I'm gay, romance, romantic comedy, Ryan Sheckler, Shelby Waters, shit my cake says, shitmycakesays, skateboarding, TV, YouTube | Leave A Comment »
A while ago, I made a list of a few bizarre search terms people used to find my blog. After seeing more weird words pop up over the last month or so, I selected my favorite search terms and categorized them by Misspellings, Monica Lewinsky, Questions, Creepy Fetishes, Whatever This Is, and Miscellaneous.
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February 4, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Bored, Comedy, Creepy, Humor, Internet, Uncategorized, WTF | Tags: 2nd Edition, Albino sexual deviancy, Aliens, american beauty, amrican lemon, astronaut food, boobs, bucket of hot dogs, cake shit tube, Can I slowly bleed into my throat from a punch, Come On Eileen, Creepy Fetishes, Cyberstalking: Facebook Edition, Denny, Do teen boys wear overalls?, Do they turn poop into bacon in Japan, fetishes, Girl shits out of car, Greek, horrible shitting, Is the song power by Kanye West about LSD, Janitor masturbating Ohio 2011, Japan, Japan cake from shit, KFC, KFC lil’ bucket strawberry shortcake, kfc rasist, Kit Kat cola falvour Japanese buy, Kumon Math and Reading Center, marsupials, McDonald's Grimace porn, miscellaneous, Misspellings, Monica Lewinsky, Monica Lewinsky boobs, Monica Lewinsky masturbating .com, сверхъестественное фото, трогательные мать и дитя, porn, pretty snake kitty sweater, purple porn, Questions, rapper, road trip, satanic shit, Shaving market, shit my cake says, shitmycakesays, sniffing hair, So you’ve fallen and pooped, stalker tutoring, Strawberry Shortcake, Sylvan Learning Center, Talking to my mom is awkward, The girl with free hugs shit who is she, Volupouis girls, Walking Three Feet Behind All Stalkees at All Times, Whatever This Is, WTF, WTF Search Terms | Leave A Comment »
“Bye, Sweetie!” my mom cried over my sister’s Miley Cyrus music as I stepped out of her car. Then she drove away to drop my sister off at her school.
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February 3, 2011 | Categories: Awkward, Comedy, Fiction, High School, Humor, Love, Romance, Wellness, WTF | Tags: Aliens, Andy, bandage, boy, broken nose, Cavan, girl, high school, High School Musical 3, hit, I Punched a Girl, little sister, lockers, Miley Cyrus, mom, Music, punch, puppy love, romance, Scientology, sex, Shelby Waters, Todd, Tom Cruise | Leave A Comment »
