About

I’m Sara. If you like anything I ramble about here, follow me on twitter.

Yes, the title of this blog is stolen from “Shit My Dad Says” and “Cake Wrecks”. No, I’m not going to talk about dads or cakes. Unless I feel like it.

I am cynical, loud, and I will cut you, bitches.

I used to go to college at Austin College, this tiny college in BFE where there are some crackheads. I’m not a crackhead though, I promise. Scout’s honor. I’m not a scout.

Now I’m living the post-grad life, trying to further my career and whatnot, “whatnot” being writing on this blog thing and another one I have called No Crocs Allowed.

Bee tee dubs, the chicken on my shoulder isn’t real. I know you were thinking it was. Yes, it makes me sad, too. Please buy me a real one.